HORRIFIC ASSAULT: PASTOR WADEN ATTACKS MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEE

In a shocking turn of events, local pastor Waden was seen harassing a McDonald's employee during a busy shift yesterday afternoon. Eyewitnesses report that the altercation began when Waden complained loudly about the food. The McDonald's employee, who remains unnamed, tried to calm Waden down, but Waden quickly escalated the situation. Witnesses c